When anyone gets up on the karaoke, some people will groan, others may cheer.  Yet more might go and have a game of pool..  It doesn’t really matter, because karaoke is just one of the many forms of entertainment out there.  If you like karaoke, then I’m your man.

I have thousands of karaoke tracks (twenty four and a half thousand, in fact).  I have five radio microphones, and I have the means to make even you sound good..’ish.

What I don’t have can usually be obtained by the following week.  Failing that, you can always try your hand at a duet or group singalong.

I’m always there to help, in either song choice, or singing partner, or just cheering you along.  So if you’re stuck in any way, come and ask me for help; it’s what I’m there for.

I am not just eye-candy for the girls; I really am quite useful as well - despite being a man.